June 2012
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And then Satan said: Let there be instagram!
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video games: take that body downtown
national anthem: take that body downtown
lana del rey: take that body downtown
moses: take that body downtown
god: take that body downtown
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Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
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So I made a story-song-rap of this morning's...
It’s 5 in the morning, no, 6 in the morning.
I couldn’t hear a thing ‘cause of your gawddamn snoring!
I didn’t hear the hands creepin’ in the window.
I thought it was them kittens, but what the fuck would I know?
He climed through the little hole and stumbled on the floor.
You can tell by his eyes he ain’t never done this before.
He said “Oh gawd,...
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Watchsageofspiritairaandfairymeike:
drunkonstevphen:
This man is beyond words.
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
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finally almost semi-perfected my theme wheeeeee~
nai nai time ◕ ‿ ◕
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That part in Game of Thrones when its revealed...
ijustdonteven-no:
We were all just like
my feels exactly
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deerstagram:
nakedwithhoran:
next wednesday’s the fourth of july aka get ready for 96 million annoying posts about freedom
let’s start now it’s never too early to be free
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DAMMiT i WANT a new theme someOnE pls sTOp mE
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smile you’re beautiful
lol jk
your teeth are fucked
ragingbomer:
ragingbomer:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have...
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