ew look wut aye mayde :D

lawlz i remember making this (x

I like the lights in front of your porch. At least they light up when they see me, even when you don’t.

to all you “awkward” motherfuckers. get over it, it seems there are a fuckload of you, so join an awkward club and move on. kthnxbai. (:

how much sex can a guy handle in one day?

i really wish i could tell you my pain. but i don’t want you to be upset. so i’ll hide these stupid emotions and give you that smile i know you want to see. and it will make you happy.